Show the Spanish ships where to go with our Elizabeth I hoodie. The Armada arrived, there was a bit of a stalemate, then they tried to escape by going around the whole of Scotland. Bad choice – they got wrecked.

Key facts:

• Made from high quality polyester
• Lightweight and breathable material makes it excellent for a cold day in a cannon battery
• No need to iron – ready to wear in case of sudden Armada attack
• Design will not fade, unlike the Tudor dynasty
• Dries super-duper fast